When I get home from school....
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sundressesandsweatervests: You know you’re short when ‘knee-high’ socks go over your knees… #catholicschoolgirlprobs
whenmomentsblog: “Go wash the dishes!” “Go take out the garbage!” “Go fold the clothes!” “Go make me coffee!” “Go do the laundry!” “Go hang the clothes!” “Go bring me my purse so I can give you money!”
11 year olds today: omg i luhv smokin pot omfg i get drunk off lyke my moms wine coolers lol sometimes i take an extra vitamin in the morning so i can get that high lol! on tumblr i reblog sex because unfff me and my boyfriend fuck almost twice a day. im a bad bitch lol one time my mom yelled at me because she said i cant be bringin boys up to my room so i said FUCK YOU lol i do what i want yolo!!
me when I was 11: omg did i forget to feed my neopet this morning
Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
Boy: I know.
Girl: I love you!
Boy: I love you more!
*After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room.*
Girl: Where is he?
Dad: Don't you know who gave you the heart?
Girl: (Starts crying)
Dad: Im just kidding he went to the bathroom.
hate it when that happens
i am like a goldfish everybody loves me in the first 2 weeks but after that they ignore me and flush me down a toilet while i’m sleeping